nightlokcs:

WELCOME TO EUROVISON,WHERE JESUS SINGS,GAY DRACULA IS DOING OPERA AND ALCOHOL IS FREE

(via catshead-with-reddragon)

sasssyslytherin:

what-about-fallout:

jesscats:

um the australian drinking age is 18 and the american one is 21 so hows your freedom feeling now america

It’s 21 because america cares about people knowing how it feels having a fully developed brain before you get the chance to destroy it unlike australia, so lets see were the concern for the health of your young citizens is working out.

mate chill out and have a drink

oh wait

(via rolypolydandy)

armisael:

HMMM i dont like it when girls do a thing because theyre stupid and like shopping and are always late. but i cant say that without people calling me sexist. so what can i do. THATS IT! ill say white girls instead of girls so everyone thinks im a progressive and fun person instead of a gross sexist! perfect

(via mysunnydayrain)